Monday, June 25, 2007

Crazy laws you can still get arrested for

America has made some silly laws, here are the more unusual ones I can find.

In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to dress Aligators in womens clothing.

In Taos New Mexico, you will be arrested if you wear a tshirt with the image of a wolf.

In Orem, Utah, it is illegal to have sex whilst wearing a hat, unless it is a safety hat.

In Boston, Mass, it is illegal to use a computer in a way to induce sexual arousal in rodents.

In Clarendon, Texas. They made it against the law to use a feather duster to clean any public building.

In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal for a plastic surgeon to take payment in the form of livestock.

“Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them made.” Or so Otto von Bismark once said.
Portland, Maine, city council passed a law against tickling a girl under her chin with a feather duster.

In Brooklyn, New York, it is a misdemeanor for a taxi cab not to carry a bale of hay in the trunk. Or to feed your horse within 150 feet of a gathering of publicly elected officials

And in Borger, Texas, politicians made it a crime to throw a feather duster.

In Mesquite, Texas, for example, it’s a crime for children to have unusual haircuts.

In Norfolk, Virginia, it is illegal to not to keep your ferret on a leash whilst walking in public parks.

In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

In Washington state, it’s a crime to pretend your parents are rich.

In Salt Lake City, Utah, it’s illegal to play chess for M & M’s or use any confectionary or chocolate in any gambling or game of chance.

In San Francisco, it’s a crime to clean your car with used underwear.

In Kansas it is illegal to strap a mongoose to the roof of your car and to drive more than 15 mph.

In Atlanta, it’s illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

In Missouri it is illegal to eat ice cream whilst indulging in sexually arousing acts.

In McLough, Kansas, it’s illegal to wash your false teeth in a public drinking fountain.

In Carlton, Texas, it is illegal to vote for Cows in the City elections.

And in Bexley, Ohio, it’s illegal to install slot machines in an outhouse.

In Berkely, California, it is illegal for men to clip their beards within 100 feet of the hosiary dept of any store.

In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.

In London, Oregon, it is illegal to eat hamburgers with a knife and fork in a public area.

In New York, it’s illegal to knit while serving on jury duty.

In Jerome, Arizona, it is illegal to trade gold whilst participating in a college football game.

In Oregon, it’s illegal to wash your car whilst making a stir fry.

In Hawaii, for example, it’s illegal to insert pennies into your ears.

In Devon, Texas, it is illegal to make furniture in the nude.

In Champaign, Illinois, it’s illegal to urinate into a neighbor’s mouth.

And in Everett, Washington, it’s illegal to display a hypnotized person in a store window.

In Trout Creek, Utah, it’s a crime for a pharmacist to sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

In Florida, it’s specifically against the law to have sexual relations with a porcupine. (get the point?)

In Willodale, Oregon, it’s illegal for a husband to talk dirty during sex.

In Newcastle, Wyoming, it’s illegal to have sex while standing in a store’s walk-in meat freezer.

In Virgin, Utah, it is illegal for an adult not to carry a gun.

In Bozeman, Montana, a law bans all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.

In York, Ohio it’s illegal to order Chinese food on a Wednesday afternoon.

In, Truro, California, it is illegal to order fast food in a loud manner intended to shock elderly customers.

In Liberty Corner, New Jersey, couples face jail time if they accidentally sound the horn while having sex in a car.

In Tremonton, Utah, it’s a misdemeanor to have sex while riding in an ambulance.

In New York City it is illegal to walk slower than 3 mph on Fifth Avenue whilst carrying nothing in your hands.

In Los Angeles, politicians made it a crime for dogs to mate within 500 feet of a church. The California legislature — realizing that this law was woefully inadequate — made it illegal for any animal to mate within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or church.

In Fairbanks, Alaska they had a bigger problem. So they made it illegal for two moose to have sex on city sidewalks.

In Meadville, New Jersey, it’s illegal to offer cigarettes or whiskey to animals at the local zoo. In Zion, Illinois, it’s illegal to give a lighted cigar to a dog, cat, or other domesticated animal. In Chicago, it’s illegal to give whiskey to a dog. In Oklahoma, it’s a crime to get a fish drunk.

In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.

In Newark, California it’s illegal for two dogs to gamble whilst eating Cheeze Whiz.

In Texas, it’s illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow.

In Excelsior Springs, Missouri, it’s a crime to “worry” a squirrel.

In Hayden, Arizona, it’s a crime to bother bullfrogs. In Alabama, it’s against the law to try to teach a bear to wrestle.


  1. these arent all real

  2. Интересно написано....но многое остается непонятнымb


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