Monday, June 25, 2007

Coffee Addiction

Crazy laws you can still get arrested for

America has made some silly laws, here are the more unusual ones I can find.

In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to dress Aligators in womens clothing.

In Taos New Mexico, you will be arrested if you wear a tshirt with the image of a wolf.

In Orem, Utah, it is illegal to have sex whilst wearing a hat, unless it is a safety hat.

In Boston, Mass, it is illegal to use a computer in a way to induce sexual arousal in rodents.

In Clarendon, Texas. They made it against the law to use a feather duster to clean any public building.

In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal for a plastic surgeon to take payment in the form of livestock.

“Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them made.” Or so Otto von Bismark once said.
Portland, Maine, city council passed a law against tickling a girl under her chin with a feather duster.

In Brooklyn, New York, it is a misdemeanor for a taxi cab not to carry a bale of hay in the trunk. Or to feed your horse within 150 feet of a gathering of publicly elected officials

And in Borger, Texas, politicians made it a crime to throw a feather duster.

In Mesquite, Texas, for example, it’s a crime for children to have unusual haircuts.

In Norfolk, Virginia, it is illegal to not to keep your ferret on a leash whilst walking in public parks.

In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

In Washington state, it’s a crime to pretend your parents are rich.

In Salt Lake City, Utah, it’s illegal to play chess for M & M’s or use any confectionary or chocolate in any gambling or game of chance.

In San Francisco, it’s a crime to clean your car with used underwear.

In Kansas it is illegal to strap a mongoose to the roof of your car and to drive more than 15 mph.

In Atlanta, it’s illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

In Missouri it is illegal to eat ice cream whilst indulging in sexually arousing acts.

In McLough, Kansas, it’s illegal to wash your false teeth in a public drinking fountain.

In Carlton, Texas, it is illegal to vote for Cows in the City elections.

And in Bexley, Ohio, it’s illegal to install slot machines in an outhouse.

In Berkely, California, it is illegal for men to clip their beards within 100 feet of the hosiary dept of any store.

In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.

In London, Oregon, it is illegal to eat hamburgers with a knife and fork in a public area.

In New York, it’s illegal to knit while serving on jury duty.

In Jerome, Arizona, it is illegal to trade gold whilst participating in a college football game.

In Oregon, it’s illegal to wash your car whilst making a stir fry.

In Hawaii, for example, it’s illegal to insert pennies into your ears.

In Devon, Texas, it is illegal to make furniture in the nude.

In Champaign, Illinois, it’s illegal to urinate into a neighbor’s mouth.

And in Everett, Washington, it’s illegal to display a hypnotized person in a store window.

In Trout Creek, Utah, it’s a crime for a pharmacist to sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

In Florida, it’s specifically against the law to have sexual relations with a porcupine. (get the point?)

In Willodale, Oregon, it’s illegal for a husband to talk dirty during sex.

In Newcastle, Wyoming, it’s illegal to have sex while standing in a store’s walk-in meat freezer.

In Virgin, Utah, it is illegal for an adult not to carry a gun.

In Bozeman, Montana, a law bans all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.

In York, Ohio it’s illegal to order Chinese food on a Wednesday afternoon.

In, Truro, California, it is illegal to order fast food in a loud manner intended to shock elderly customers.

In Liberty Corner, New Jersey, couples face jail time if they accidentally sound the horn while having sex in a car.

In Tremonton, Utah, it’s a misdemeanor to have sex while riding in an ambulance.

In New York City it is illegal to walk slower than 3 mph on Fifth Avenue whilst carrying nothing in your hands.

In Los Angeles, politicians made it a crime for dogs to mate within 500 feet of a church. The California legislature — realizing that this law was woefully inadequate — made it illegal for any animal to mate within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or church.

In Fairbanks, Alaska they had a bigger problem. So they made it illegal for two moose to have sex on city sidewalks.

In Meadville, New Jersey, it’s illegal to offer cigarettes or whiskey to animals at the local zoo. In Zion, Illinois, it’s illegal to give a lighted cigar to a dog, cat, or other domesticated animal. In Chicago, it’s illegal to give whiskey to a dog. In Oklahoma, it’s a crime to get a fish drunk.

In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.

In Newark, California it’s illegal for two dogs to gamble whilst eating Cheeze Whiz.

In Texas, it’s illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow.

In Excelsior Springs, Missouri, it’s a crime to “worry” a squirrel.

In Hayden, Arizona, it’s a crime to bother bullfrogs. In Alabama, it’s against the law to try to teach a bear to wrestle.

Dear Miriam - Letter of the day

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007




The Night Slasher
Aside from looking absolutely psychotic and also moving with an eerie calm that's just waiting to turn into rage, the man has a fantastically evil baritone voice. While he doesn't speak much, when he does speak it's some truly great shit...
"Let's bleed pig! I want your eyes pig! I want them! You wanna go to hell? Huh??? Huh pig!? You wanna go to hell with me? Doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters! We kill the weak so the strong survive! You can't stop the new world. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us! It's breeding them! We are the future!"

The Best Knife EVER
Just look at that knife. Look at it! It's got a brass knuckles handle with spikes embedded on it and a huge curved blade with a skull embossed on its side. Stallone said he wanted a knife that audience members would never forget. Well I never forgot it and neither did anyone who saw this movie. This knife would've made Crocodile Dundee tuck tail and run for the hills.

The Axe-Clanking Club
The bad guys in this movie constantly talk about "The New World" and how they're going to take over everything. Well part of this "New World" involves the club members meeting in some dingy old warehouse and clanking their axes in the air in perfect unison. They don't speak to each other, nobody says a damned thing. They just stand there, clanking their axes together in the air knowing that they will soon rule the world. How badass is that?

50 Cent playing the acordeon

Follow that bear

Linux girl

If i just close my eyes the bitch will go away

Friday, June 8, 2007

T. rex ate coconuts

A new museum in Petersburg, Kentucky greets visitors with a 20ft tall tumbling waterfall and at its base, mannequins of frolicking children play amongst dinosaurs. The Creation Museum, which cost $25 million to build, is home to many unusual sites: a diorama of ancient people overshadowed by a towering T. rex, Adam and Eve swimming in a river with giant reptiles, and even a scale model of Noah's Ark.

It seems Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into his vessel by only taking baby dinosaurs. Indeed, the ark has a detailed display of many animals happily boarding the boat: dinosaurs cavort with giraffes, penguins, hippos, and bears.

Museum guides tell visitors that before Adam and Eve were expelled from paradise all of the dinosaurs were peaceful plant-eaters.

In Genesis 1:30 God gives ‘green herb’ to every creature to eat and so there were no predators. When a curious museum visitor asks, why exactly T. rex had six-inch long serrated teeth, the guides go on to explain that T. rex used his big teeth to open coconuts. Apparently it was only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise that the dinosaurs started to eat flesh.

My opinion: I think the people who built this museum are smoking a bit too much ‘green herb’.

Strange Sights of the World

Curved Yellow Fruit

Thursday, June 7, 2007

The World in only 7 Pictures

Tokyo Water Park in Japan

Only in Hawaii

Only in India

Only in Mexico

Only in Texas

Only in Thailand

And last but not least...
Only in America

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